Gimme a diablo sandwich...

[mr. sunshine]

On HD Net Movies right now.

 

[mr. sunshine]

This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags.

 

[BA93]

That's an attention getter

 

[wolfman]

The GOD DAMNED GERMANS got nuttin to do wit it.

 

[RabidLonghorn]

Hold onto your *** Fred!!!

 

[Orange&White]

I'm gonna need a speedy car.

Speedier than that.

 

[NB_LONGHORN]

Oh, you sounded taller on the radio.

 

[RabidLonghorn]

First thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your mamma dead in the face.

 

[Horn-N-LA]

There's no way...NO WAY that you could come from my loins.

 

[PFD]

Oh, I love your suits. It must have been a ***** to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

 

[GatorHorn]

"I saw that you sumbitch! You did that on purpose. You're goin' away 'till you're gray. I'm gonna barbecue your *** in molasses!"

 

[utmck]

.... no she was dancin' down the isle.

her little *** was a wigglin' too!

great movie by the way!!!!!

 

[general35]

....Nice ***!.....

 

[DigglerontheHoof]

...cause you're cute like a frog and I'd kinda like to jump you.

 

[youknow]

Daddy, look at that ugly gater. That reminds me, I need to call your mama.

I think that's Bandit II, but never the less, a great line.

 

[mpt]

This is Sheriff Buford T Justice, of Texas, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo *** right now!!!!!

 

[JonathanMardukas]

Duck, or you're gonna be talkin' out yo ***!

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

It ain't never been done before, hot ****.

 

[UT wildcatter]

Bank robbin, bank robbin's got nuthin to do with it

 

[MAROON]

(Sheriff kicks the car theif in the butt)
"That's an attention getter!"

"you can think about it, but don't do it"

 

[UT wildcatter]

Turn left now daddy......now take a right daddy...... now take another right and you'll be in the clear