This review was great. I went to rottentomatoes to see if any critic WOULD DARE step out of line because then it's funny to read the commentary from the Fanbois.
The dude is being savaged by a zillion guys who haven't seen the movie, it's a NEW YORK CONSPIRACY.
Chris Garcia'a review was an awesomely bad piece of writing. "His fists are hammers, and he moves like a ninja." Using cliche to tell us something we already know while mixing metaphor and simile in a mere ten-word compound sentence? Bad writing taken to a double-digit exponent, pun intended. He must have dosed his editor with GHB when he submitted the review.