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BigWill

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I see very few tattoos that I like. Maybe it's because when I was a little kid and thought that tattoos were cool, my momma told me that only ex-sailors, ex-cons, and carnies had tattoos.
 
I have yet to see a tattoo that, if on a t-shirt, I would put on ONCE. I sure as **** wouldn't wear that shirt every day for the rest of my life.
 
No. I most definitely would not wear a longhorn t-shirt for the rest of my life and I've yet to see a t-shirt that had a longhorn logo on it that I would buy. I Have longhorn t-shirts and I wear them, but nothing that coincides with any tattoo I have ever seen.

Your body is your business. I'm just saying that tattoo artists have yet to produce anything I cared for. Maybe there is something out there I would appreciate. I just haven't run across it yet.
 
I complimented a girl in a book store who appeared to have one arm completely tattoo'd with colorful images.

Turned out the tattoos were fake. She had a stocking-like thing on that arm that had the tattoos on it.

Smart if you ask me.
 
There is a guy who sits in front of me in section 31 that has the most ridiculous longhorn tats you have ever seen, I wish I had pictures...

1. Longhorn emblem tats on the backs of each hand as well as the base of his neck.
2. Major Applewhite's signature on his left shoulder/bicep.
3. A picture of a cartoonish Bevo leaning against the words, "OU Sucks" on his right shoulder/bicep.
4. Texas Fight written vertically on the back of his left calf.
5. Go Horns written vertically on the back of his right calf.

Those are the major ones...there are another 10 or so that are also UT related.

I love me some longhorns, but that is f'in ridiculous.
 
There are some very scary people out there.

Oh, if you want a portrait of a loved one tattoed on your body, just look at these pictures and save your money. They are awful.
 
I have a friend who has some very colorful tatoos and some piercings but they are all placed so that, if he wears a short sleeved t-shirt, you can't see them. He's a lawyer. When you see him walking down the street, he looks very clean cut. When you see him in a swim suit, he looks like a different guy.

I have considered a nice yellow rose of Texas high on my thigh, so I could hide it except in certain circumstances. Maybe I'll do that for my 50th birthday.
 
I always wondered why Mr. Cool Ice thought the skeleton on his torso needed to be in the Hands-to-the-Face Home Alone pose.

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^^^^ That is my mental picture of every OU fan. I bet the videos on that camera are all of various Fair foods, and maybe a still shot of turd he dropped that looked like the letter "J"
 

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