A rumor has surfaced online that Frank Martin is under investigation. Specifically, his face. Leaks from the NCAA lead investigating committee have reported that his face, primarily his eyes and mouth seem oddly inhuman. The anonymous source said, "We are concerned that Frank Martin may, in fact, be an alien. Not the Mexico kind, but the kind from, you know, outer space."
Pressed further, in hushed tones the informant reported that tape of Martin's facial contortions, especially when his team is behind shows an occasional eyeball outside the eye socket, on his cheek. Also, when Martin's mouth opens at its widest, the camera reveals that "two tongues are clearly there." In the recent loss to Kansas, Martin's face inflated to over twice its normal, resting state, giving rise to the theory that he wears a 'huminoid mask' which hides the alien being inside.
I hope this story isn't suppressed. As the informant said, "Aliens have no place in college basketball."
Pressed further, in hushed tones the informant reported that tape of Martin's facial contortions, especially when his team is behind shows an occasional eyeball outside the eye socket, on his cheek. Also, when Martin's mouth opens at its widest, the camera reveals that "two tongues are clearly there." In the recent loss to Kansas, Martin's face inflated to over twice its normal, resting state, giving rise to the theory that he wears a 'huminoid mask' which hides the alien being inside.
I hope this story isn't suppressed. As the informant said, "Aliens have no place in college basketball."
