Pronounced: Flow-Ride-Uh.
The colors. If Fisher-Price had an athletic department they would use Florida's colors, maybe Hasbro too but prolly not Mattel 'cuz Mattel has Barbie and Hot Wheels and they know better than that ****. But those colors, ew. Who advised the university on the orange and blue scheme, Helen Keller? Note to the gaytors (tee hee!): orange has already been done. Correctly. By your 2005 CWS daddy.
The mascot. An alligator, really? This is the best you can do—a crusty, ugly old cold-blooded semiaquatic triassic throwback that's best known for an attack methodology known as the death roll. Actually the death roll is quite cool so I'mma give you that one. But do you know what Bevo would do to your metrosexual iguana? Do you have any idea? I don't think you do, lizard boy! YeeeeeeeeHaaaaawwwww!!
And that biting motion thingy with the arms. O mercy wtf is that, I'm thinking. Must you taunt and jeer us with these menacing gesticulations?
The state. Really it's just a totally unnecessary state unless you're into Cuban orange juice and coke-head shootouts. We should just use it for storing barges and stuff. Gainesville? More like Painsville or some actually funny rhyme that I can't think of right now. Anyway Florida's mostly a swampy mosquito-infested dunghole sorta like Houston except they have the disadvantage of being in a state that's not Texas so anyway screw them immediately and with great haste.
We are going to go Total Texas Havoc on these punks. Girl you know it's true.
And if we don't I'll always think we should have.
Case = rested.
The colors. If Fisher-Price had an athletic department they would use Florida's colors, maybe Hasbro too but prolly not Mattel 'cuz Mattel has Barbie and Hot Wheels and they know better than that ****. But those colors, ew. Who advised the university on the orange and blue scheme, Helen Keller? Note to the gaytors (tee hee!): orange has already been done. Correctly. By your 2005 CWS daddy.
The mascot. An alligator, really? This is the best you can do—a crusty, ugly old cold-blooded semiaquatic triassic throwback that's best known for an attack methodology known as the death roll. Actually the death roll is quite cool so I'mma give you that one. But do you know what Bevo would do to your metrosexual iguana? Do you have any idea? I don't think you do, lizard boy! YeeeeeeeeHaaaaawwwww!!
And that biting motion thingy with the arms. O mercy wtf is that, I'm thinking. Must you taunt and jeer us with these menacing gesticulations?
The state. Really it's just a totally unnecessary state unless you're into Cuban orange juice and coke-head shootouts. We should just use it for storing barges and stuff. Gainesville? More like Painsville or some actually funny rhyme that I can't think of right now. Anyway Florida's mostly a swampy mosquito-infested dunghole sorta like Houston except they have the disadvantage of being in a state that's not Texas so anyway screw them immediately and with great haste.
We are going to go Total Texas Havoc on these punks. Girl you know it's true.
And if we don't I'll always think we should have.
Case = rested.
