Fletch...

[rickysrun]

what kind of name is Poon?

 

[White Castle]

Comanche Indian.

 

[Gone To Texas]

How about John Cocktosten, what kind of name is that?

 

[HatDaddy]

Your full name?
Fletch...F Fletch.

 

[Alex_de_Large]

Dr. Rosenpenis.

 

[PFD]

Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

 

[Beau Vine]

Should have seen mah shoooooes!

 

[Hpslugga]

Keep 10 for yourself. Go out and get yourself a nice piece of ***

 

[the Saint]

Woops.
What do you mean woops?

 

[ninerhorn]

Wanna see pictures of the reception?

No, no. I'm trying to quit.

 

[the Saint]

dropped two big ones

 

[AstroVol]

Fletch: Madeline, Frieda lost the number for Alan's realtor in Provo, Utah. Could you get me that?
Madeline: Jim Swarthout?
Fletch: Uh, huh, yeah.
Madeline: I'm sorry, who are you again?
Fletch: I'm Frieda's boss.
Madeline: Who's Frieda?
Fletch: My secretary.

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

I'm a shepherd..

 

[Basketball Jones]

"You have the right to have your face kicked in by me. You have the right to have your balls stomped by him."
Fletch: "I'll waive my rights

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

i just bought $700 in DVDs yesterday for our video library at work. i got fletch and fletch lives. i do not suck at dvd buying

 

[KS1866]

you using the whole fist, doc?

 

[PFD]

Moooooon River...

 

[Alex_de_Large]

Why don't you two go down to the gym and pump each other.

 

[hookem2003]

I'll have a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

 

[the Saint]

Hey, you and Tommy Lasorda. I hate Tommy Lasorda.

 

[No ACL]

charge it to the Underhills

 

[Lat22]

..........sure.

 

[DCA_HORN]

Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?

 

[ninerhorn]

Came this close to buying this place until I found out Hopalong Cassidy was killed here. Freak bow and arrow accident.

 

[HornFinc]

Such a classic movie. One I can watch year-in, year-out and never get tired of watching it. Fletch F. Fletch still tickles me every time.

Also, the basketball dream sequence where he makes the simple layup, and then the run it in slow-motion and every player fouls him at lease twice -- great scene as well.

 

[Perham1]

Just as a broken clock is correct twice a day, Chevy Chase got a good movie.

 

[PUT_SIMMS_IN]

Alan Stanwyk: "You do own rubber gloves?"
Fletch: "I rent... I have a lease with an option to buy."

 

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[Play Misti]

I am neither loitering nor trespassing. I've simply chosen a desirable location to await my clien't delinquent husband...