First thing you ever cooked--egg salad for me

Idahorn2

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My Mom said when I was about three, I started to sit on the kitchen counter and kibitz her as she made stuff like guacamole and Thousand Island dressing. This usually involved licking a forefinger.

The first thing I can actually remember cooking was egg salad sandwiches; there was an actual recipe from a kids' cookbook. It was before I was a Cub Scout, so I must have been 6 or 7.

For four sandwiches:
4 large boiled eggs, peeled of course (but not the sort of thing you leave out of a kids' cookbook), and roughly chopped. We still have a wire grate for this, just mash 'em through it.
3 Tablespoons of mayonnaise (we, of course, used Miracle Whip); and,
1 Tablespoon mustard. Back in those days, I doubt there was anything but French's.
These two really do have to be pretty carefully measured because the sweetness of the Miracle Whip has to be balanced with the yellow mustard.
A quarter teaspoon of paprika added an element of the exotic.
A shake or two of salt.
Spread it on 4 slices of bread and top with 4 more slices.

Really love these things, my boy and I shared a couple this morning. Mrs. Idahorn2 made herself one with real mayo. One of those households.

My next culinary experiment was what we call Boy Scout food--browned burgers braised in concentrated Alphabet Soup. Terrible.
 
A standing crown rib roast.
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A frozen pizza. I burned the ever-lovin' hell out of it.

I turned the oven up as high as it would go. I put the pizza in there. I didn't bother to read the box to see how long it needed.

45 minutes later, a black, smoldering disk was removed from the oven. Pissed at my lack of a pizza (I was really hungry) I looked at the box for the instructions. I was even more pissed when I realized that I had nobody to blame but myself.

Otherwise, my first dish was plain white rice. I used to make myself a pot of rice for a snack, whatever. I began "doctoring it up" with spices, veggies, meat, etc. -- that was probably what got me started on the "freelance" style of cooking that I still do today.
 

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