Find Your Princess!

[WorsterMan]

I00p - always thinking of ways to help out single # 1 grasshopper on our boards.... new HF sponsor website for you to check out: asianbeauties.com. Do your detective work and get back to us with your successes!

 

[l00p]

 

[Dionysus]

 

[l00p]

If there is an HEB in your town let me know. I will mail a gift card the price of a nice imported or micro brew beer.

 

[Dionysus]

Your entertainment is my reward.

 

[WorsterMan]

Mistah I00p # 1, big, strong, sexy man, he deserve Asian princess all night long

 

[georgecostanza]

Mistah l00p, you no want happy ending?

 

[l00p]

sons of....

 

[NBHorn7]

No, only accept a reasonably priced Asian beauty that can
be uh (dickered) to an even more reasonable deal.




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You get everything and comes with a guaranteed long time
encounter. You just can't do better than this. So loop you
want party?

 

[l00p]

She may not like me. I am too Bu-coo

 

[NBHorn7]

Ok, no problem we can find another Asian beauty that
can handle you even if your beaucoup. She number one
at many skills too.



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Okay, okay, you don't even have to skip the foreplay.

 

[l00p]

Hmm, I am not from Alabama though.

How about this. Can you make this one happen?

She love me long time, she says so too.

Dis da one.

 

[NBHorn7]

Damn, loop likes it rough in a kinky kung fu kind of Asian way!
Well I give you this then of your preferred Asian beauty.



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You can fantasize about getting a kung fu grip of on her.

 

[WorsterMan]

Ask him, Mistah I00p like it any way he can get it!

 

[georgecostanza]

I don't get it. What Mistah l00p see in Mel Gibson?

 

[l00p]

Dammit, Can'tstandya!!! Screw you, Vandelay. You have hand but your gonna need it.

 

[georgecostanza]

Oh, yeah, l00py? The jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU!!

 

[l00p]

Oh YEAH?! KOKO!!!

`(btw, thanks for the opportunity to look this up and crack up all over again!)

Koko!!!

 

[georgecostanza]

At least I don't look like a pigman.

 

[WorsterMan]

Mistah I00p, with all due respect, have you tried medicinal Chinese Basket? Excellent reliever of stress - make you forget about all problems & cares of the day. I highly recommend it for open-minded, man of the world like yourself!

 

[l00p]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ oh, it's YOU again.

 

[WorsterMan]

Not trying to torment you Mistah I00p - only trying to help!

Have tried Chinese Basket yet?

 

[l00p]

Have you had your daily fill of Cream of Sumyunguy yet? I know you love it.

 

[WorsterMan]

you so clever Mistah I00p

 

[NBHorn7]

Somehow this has to involve this guy.



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There must be a Long Duk Dong involved in this..

 

[WorsterMan]

In reply to:

Have tried Chinese Basket yet?

Mistah I00p - Chinese Basket not filled with yummy pot-stickers, egg rolls and dem somes... but it have other yummy surprise!

 

[NBHorn7]

Give Mistah loop even more choices.

Go ahead Mistah loop and STEP INTO ACTION!

 

[l00p]

May all your ying yangs be filled with 1000s of choices of pus.