Fiesta or HEB/Randalls?

PabTexas

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I mean how can you not go to a supermarket that has roasted corn and snow cones outside?
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you can get roasted corn and sno cones in front of HEB, too. You just have to go to the right ones.
 
Religious candles are one thing. Saint aerosol sprays are quite another.

That's right, you can buy a product which is essentially billed as "St. Theresa in a can." You can probably get Jesus in a spray can.

Which of course, led to us going off on a drunken rant one night -- can you see the warning labels on that can?

WARNING: do not puncture or incinerate Jesus.

WARNING: do not use Jesus near an open flame.

WARNING: Jesus is under pressure.

Clearly, we are all going to hell. But we still all shop at Fiesta.
 
PC, that line is just one of so many great ones from KFM....a must see for a lot of the kids on this board.

My personal experience is that going to a super mercado in Mexico (HEB, Gigante, etc) is the best way to get cheap beer and liquor....no haggling, no wondering if you just got ripped off because you don't speak perfect spanglish and you didn't feel like price checking at 5 different stores.
 

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