Fatherhood: Good Times

AstroVol

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Yesterday, I was changing our 5 week old daughter's VERY dirty diaper on a little plastic pad thingy on the floor, when I realized we had run out of baby wipes. I got up to go get some out of the nearby closet (which is only slightly out of sight) and when I turned around, I found our two dogs just going to town on the "contents" of the diaper, and let's just say that after the dust settled, the diaper was much cleaner than their two faces. Upon first glance, I doubled over in pain, although I'm not sure if it was from laughter or my gag reflex. I tried to shoo the dogs away, but I just could not muster any words, only moans. I finally corralled the composure to stop things when the smaller dog had sniffed out the source of this delicious meal, and started to bury his nose in it. If there's a silver lining here, I guess it's that our baby girl was laughing almost the entire time.

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I almost got shot with poop today by my 3 month old. I almost want to buy a hazmat uniform for changing her diapers now.
 

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