Famous Texas Sayings; Or, What Should Be a T-Shirt

[Perham1]

What are some of your favorite Texas sayings?

You know, like hook 'em or don't mess with Texas.

Recently, I've grown fond of "save a pretzel for the gas jets."

 

[HornsForever'93]

"Bush and Perry- Dumb and Dumber"

 

[majorwhiteapples]

ABOB!!!!! 2012!!!!!!!

 

[ShinerTX]

GTFO2012

 

[gecko]

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[Knoxville-Horn]

"Bush and Perry and Obama - Dumb, dumber and dumbest.'

 

[chango]

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[Crockett]

I remember in the 70s there was a bumper sticker that said "Beautify Texas -- Put a Yankee on a Bus" Alas some of my best friends are transplanted Yankees.

 

[Ag with kids]

Adios, mofo

 

[majorwhiteapples]

On the front:
Hope and Change, how did that work for you?

On the back:
Gloom and Despair, Obama and Biden!

 

[Knoxville-Horn]

Jay Leno? I'm aiming higher. John Stewart.

 

[Dionysus]

This is only temporary. Unless it works.

 

[Longhorny630]

You can go to hell, imma goin to texas

you cant say dallas doesnt love you mr president

young from the shotgun, back to throw, vince looks, hell tuck it in and run, vince to the 5, YOUNG, TOUCHDOWN TEXAS, TOUCHDOWN VINCE YOUNG, HES DONE IT AGAIN, VINCE YOUNG HAS GIVEN THE LONGHORNS THE LEAD, WITH....NINE....TEEN....SECONDS TO PLAY IN THE GAME

 

[Roger35]

This'd make a cool front :

Something like this on the back:

 

[El Torito]

"Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible."

 

[Uninformed]

I had hoped God would be neutral.


Paid for by Romney for President, Inc.

 

[Uninformed]

I never have planned a whole lot of future. It's one day at a time.


Barack Obama 2012

 

[l00p]

Sell to the Occupy people? What will they pay with?

 

[huisache]

If I owned Hell and Texas, I would rent Texas to the devil and live in Hell

Phillip Sheridan.

 

[majorwhiteapples]

I love the picture of Obama, him and his buddy, Teleprompter!!!!

Ever watch Craig Ferguson, he has Geoff the plug in robot, I think of Obama and his teleprompter the same way.

 

[LongJohn]

Per my sig line:

Don't ask a man where he's from, if he's from Texas he'll let you know, if he's not...don't embarrass him.

 

[Hu_Fan]

New York City!! ... get a rope