F the Easter Bunny

[chuychanga]

As a kid I was always excited about Santa Claus, but never really all that crazy about the Easter Bunny. I just never got that same vibe from him. I guess I always knew he was an *******.

Easter Bunny injures child. Probably puppies and Jesus too.

 

[Bookman]

 

[Hpslugga]

Here's an old riddle I learned a few years back:

There are 4 people at a table. On that table lies $1 million in cash. The 4 people are Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a smart aggy, and an honest Sooner. Who gets the money?

 

[blueag09]

the honest sooner, because the other three are not real? lol, i have heard the same exact blonde joke.

 

[Macanudo]

The Easter Bunny creeps me out.

 

[l00p]

I thought eggs came from his butt and never wanted to look for them. I could see one in plain view and walk right by it. Frustrated my parents. Did not want to touch **** eggs.

 

[Praise of Folly]

In reply to:

---

---

 

[NCAAFBALLROX]

 

[Lat22]

 

[ptownhorn]

One of the best things about being an adult is you dont have to eat this **** on Easter
The Link

 

[Texanne]

I like the Easter Bunny because he brings Cadbury eggs.

 

[bullzak]

The Easter Bunny Hates You:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnXR5Baq0X8

 

[wherzwaldo]

 

[NativeTXchic]

Cadbury eggs rock!! Now Peeps on the other hand

I was with my 2 yr old niece yesterday, and there were some peeps on the table. She was playing with the box, and I pulled one of the pink peep bunnies out for her. She started playing with it, pulled it apart, then one piece stuck to her finger, and she couldn't pull it off. Cracked me up! Needless to say, she doesn't like Peeps either! Good girl!! LOL

 

[rage-a-holic]

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

 

[TexTenn]

In reply to:

---

---

 

[Sneezy]

In reply to:

---

---

 

[atxbaby]

In reply to:

---

---

 

[Perham1]

Hey, we need something to help us celebrate the vernal equinox. Just like we need a winter solstice party.