I done told all you tsips be fore the game that Spider had a bad filling that we Aggies was gonna get stomped in a mud hoe. Soes it dident come up as no suprize when we got beat like a dissobedient farm animal. But neverthelessening, it still hurt Spider real bad and sent me into a depressive like funk.
Well, thats all over now and let me tell you tsips as to why. Now I done tole you before that I broke the head off the Verging Mary doll when she done battle with Darth Vader in a stimulation off the A&M-Noter Dame game.
Well I went ahead and tole Mama Spider what I done when I done it and she switched my Spider legs and *** sumpin feirce. But, she also went ahead and ordered a new Nativitty set soes it would get here be fore Christmas.
Well, shore enuff, it come in the mail this mornin. It was a bootiful site to behold and probly the gratest religous experiense off my life when I open up that box.
First, I pull out the Verging Mary and her was so pretty with head firmly attached. I pull Joseff out and he was strong a lookin and carpenter a lookin. I pull baby Jesus and he look so happy. Then I pull out the three wise men and they was so wise a lookin.
I set up all them figures for Mama Spider cuzz Ime real good and stuff like that. Then I go to throw away the box they come in and discover they was one more little statue fella inside. I pull it out and was amazed at what I seen. It was a little fella with a bootiful marroon turbin and a sheep in his arms. Tears come to my eyes. We Aggies been around since Jesus.
When Christmas is over I gonna take Darth Vader outta his glass case and replace him with my Holy Aggie Fella.
gig'em
Well, thats all over now and let me tell you tsips as to why. Now I done tole you before that I broke the head off the Verging Mary doll when she done battle with Darth Vader in a stimulation off the A&M-Noter Dame game.
Well I went ahead and tole Mama Spider what I done when I done it and she switched my Spider legs and *** sumpin feirce. But, she also went ahead and ordered a new Nativitty set soes it would get here be fore Christmas.
Well, shore enuff, it come in the mail this mornin. It was a bootiful site to behold and probly the gratest religous experiense off my life when I open up that box.
First, I pull out the Verging Mary and her was so pretty with head firmly attached. I pull Joseff out and he was strong a lookin and carpenter a lookin. I pull baby Jesus and he look so happy. Then I pull out the three wise men and they was so wise a lookin.
I set up all them figures for Mama Spider cuzz Ime real good and stuff like that. Then I go to throw away the box they come in and discover they was one more little statue fella inside. I pull it out and was amazed at what I seen. It was a little fella with a bootiful marroon turbin and a sheep in his arms. Tears come to my eyes. We Aggies been around since Jesus.
When Christmas is over I gonna take Darth Vader outta his glass case and replace him with my Holy Aggie Fella.
gig'em
