Ehhem...donation

[longhorn19]

I am looking to make a few bucks quickly, and I am interested in donating plasma, and, um, some of my "boys"'. I understand you can draw some decent cash from at least the latter. Anyone know where a good place is for this in Austin? The higher the pay, the better!

 

[hornian]

As far as donating your boys, I'm pretty sure they have a fairly rigorous screening process. They don't just take every hard dick that walks in off the street.

 

[grinder]

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[rtchorn]

My roommate and I each submitted an application to Austin cryobank when we were in college. The bet was to see whose sperm was worth more. Turns out, neither one of our sperm was worth anything. Based on the application, it appears that the only sperm they were interested was that of obscure ethnicities. I'm talking about specific types of jews and other random groups I'd never heard of. Suffice to say, you're probably not one of them.

On the bright side, if you sell some plasma, it takes about half as much alcohol as it normally takes to get drunk.

 

[CaptainEd]

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[VoodooChi|d]

I really don't think I'd be comfortable knowing I had random kids I didn't know about.

Imagine walking down the street and seeing someone who looked just like a young version of you.

 

[Benson32]

i sure as hell wouldnt be comfortable with it. id sleep under a bridge or spend 24 hours in a walmart before i did something like that.

 

[ScoPro]

Back in the mid-60s I used to get $5 from the Austin Blood Bank for a pint o' red on Friday afternoon.

Spent $3.99 on a fifth of Four Roses and .99 cents for a gallon jug of Coca-Cola,

Damn good weekend for me & my "boys".

 

[crayon1973]

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