Economy of Mermaids

[A. BETTIK]

Assuming the Universe of Little Mermaid:

What do they do for a living?
How/where do they drop the bomb?
How do they breathe and speak underwater?
How could such a disgusting creature come to evolve?

If I'm going to have to read this crap to my daughter every night I at least want to know some answers...

 

[capnamerca]

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[Statalyzer]

Somebody set up them the bomb!

 

[ptownhorn]

What do they do for a living? fish scavenge for pearls
How/where do they drop the bomb? with their ***/fins facing downstream
How do they breathe and speak underwater? small gills in their neck. They speak in dolphin squeels
How could such a disgusting creature come to evolve? It has been proven they were on Nohas ark

(yes, im extremely bored at work)

 

[MaduroUTMB]

NO DROPPING THE BOMB AT ALL.

 

[Smurfette]

They're fish, they just **** and it sinks to the bottom.

The little mermaid was a princess. She didn't work. However, in the disney version, there were musicians, composers, servants, etc. And somefishy had to build that castle.

How do the speak? I'm having a Splash flashback.