Dying Ain't Much of a Living, Boy

[lostman]

Now spit!

 

[wolfman]

Buzzards gotta eat. Same as worms.

 

[RabidLonghorn]

Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast.

 

[14tokihorn]

We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.

 

[I Am Texas]

Not a hard man to track. Leaves dead men wherever he goes.

 

[TxStHorn]

Seems like just when I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."

"I notice when you get to dislikin' someone, they ain't around for too long neither."

 

[CJHorn]

"Hound him, Senator? A man like Wales lives by the feud. Because of what you did here today, I've got to kill that man."

 

[Wild Bill]

"Are you gonna pull them pistols or whistle 'Dixie'"?

 

[TexTenn]

kinnda drunk now but herer it goes......"around here we got something called the Missouri boat ride"

 

[The Eyes of Texas]

"Kansas has three kinds of suns....sunshine, sunflowers, and sons of *******"

 

[flaco]

All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not for eatin'. It's just for lookin' through.

 

[Basketball Jones]

"You're gonna look pretty funny with that knife sticking in your ***" (or, as edited, "ear")

 

[Alex_de_Large]

"It can do most anything" "How is it for stains?"