Dumb citizen of the week

Seamus McBundy · Mar 25, 2008

Kids: Dad why did mommy die?
Dad: Cause your father is stupid!

Guy shoots wife while installing satellite television system

Bookman · Mar 25, 2008

What an absolute ******* idiot.

Steel Shank · Mar 25, 2008

Unfortunately, there have been times when I wanted to do the same thing. Not shoot the wife - shoot whatever it is I'm trying to install.

accuratehorn · Mar 25, 2008

Could be why my wife chose cable.

Longhorn_Fan68 · Mar 25, 2008

Could the word "doh" ever be more appropriate?

KC-97HORN · Mar 25, 2008

hes a ******* idoit

Eastwood22 · Mar 27, 2008

Perfect excuse, if you ask me.

DigglerontheHoof · Mar 28, 2008

He's either an idiot or a genius, the second shot sounds kinda fishy.

Sirion · Mar 31, 2008

Ever heard of a drill, Cletus?

Fanny McLonghorn · Mar 31, 2008

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Seamus McBundy · Mar 31, 2008

Apparently he had a drill but he was either too weak or too stupid. I'd say it was a deadly combination of the two.

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