Duke: 'We suck at football.'

[spit and tears]

Never seen this tried before:

We are so bad we owe you nothing.

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[TheGallopinGoose]

Ouch.

 

[Zone Read]

As somebody in the comments section of that story put it, "that may be Dukes biggest win of the season."

 

[Oranjello]

Actually, that's probably one of the more common sense rulings I've seen from the bench.

 

[Austin180]

But we're pretty good at Bball.

 

[Eating Club]

Duke's gonna be making some noise with Cutliffe as coach. They won't be a pushover anymore.

 

[Drew Shirley]

I went to Duke and had the opportunity to observe the talent levels of the football team. Think Rice, minus the speed.

Steve Spurrier led Duke to the ACC title in 1990, which has to be one of the greatest coaching performances in the history of college football.

 

[Steel Shank]

[Dean Wormer] You haven't heard the last our Duke, smart guys! [/Dean Wormer]