Drunk Dishes

[theiioftx]

I need some help. I am out of tortilla chips. What is the next best drunk dish? I have jalapenos and cheese. Thanks in advance.

 

[madscientist]

fry up some baloney in a little butter. then use the same pan, grease and all, to make an omelet. eat the fried baloney as you are making the omelet or all together.

 

[GHoward]

walk your drunk *** over to the gas station and get some frozen burritos.

 

[accuratehorn]

I suggest borracho beans.