Don't ever...

[DMLonghorn]

tell a stripper you're a student. I don't think I've ever seen someone burn off as quickly as I did last night.

 

[Knoxville-Horn]

Well, in Knoxville, that doesn't work.

I'm not a big fan of strippers. However, I went to a bachelor party a couple of years ago. This BIG, BLACK 300-lb stripper kept bothering me for a lap dance. I guess she was some sort of novelty act -- or I hope she was because I can't imagine her being legitimate...even in Knoxville. Anyway, she kept pressuring me...."$20 baby...c'mon baby...just$20." Like I said, I don't really like strippers. Not even the hot ones. Finally, I told her I didn't have any money on me. She started to walk away and a friend of mine said, "here ya' go." Handed her the $20.

So, she sits me down on a couch and starts dancing all over me. Sweating on me. She smelled like feet. It was awful. The whole time, the guys are rolling around on the floor, laughing. I think her underarm hair brushed on my cheeks.

It was awful...

 

[hitbyatrain]

Good god.

 

[PacSER]

time for new friends