Uncle Rico
1,000+ Posts
I'm posting this knowing that I'm about to get kicked in the nuts about 1,000 times but it's not like anyone here doesn't already think I'm kind of a d-bag.
OK, supposedly rum has the least amount of sugar/carbs/calories and I refuse to quit drinking to lose the 15 lbs I've put on since HS (i'm over 30 so give me a freaking break).
I bought rum last night. Not just normal rum, I bought RonRico rum. That's like saying you're going to college and then going to OU.
As I went to the counter I prayed to God nobody I knew walked in. If you need to know why, please see any of the posts below about how big of a schmuck I am. I felt uncomfortable like I had on a shiny zipper shirt and fake tanned or something.
I'm about to say **** this stupid diet, keep the 15 lbs and get loaded like a man.
PS-buying RonRico rum had nothing to do with my handle so please don't use that as arsenal in the crotch kicking.
OK, supposedly rum has the least amount of sugar/carbs/calories and I refuse to quit drinking to lose the 15 lbs I've put on since HS (i'm over 30 so give me a freaking break).
I bought rum last night. Not just normal rum, I bought RonRico rum. That's like saying you're going to college and then going to OU.
As I went to the counter I prayed to God nobody I knew walked in. If you need to know why, please see any of the posts below about how big of a schmuck I am. I felt uncomfortable like I had on a shiny zipper shirt and fake tanned or something.
I'm about to say **** this stupid diet, keep the 15 lbs and get loaded like a man.
PS-buying RonRico rum had nothing to do with my handle so please don't use that as arsenal in the crotch kicking.