Does anyone else get sick and tired of...

[Chop]

...THIS GUY frequently outsmarting us, outworking us, out-foxing us, out-preparing us, out-play calling us, out game managing us, out positioning us, out clock-managing us, and generally kicking our a$$??? (and doing it with mostly 2 and 3 star recruits...)

I hope the new regime understands who we're dealing with, and out-everythings him for a change...

 

[Vino Bevo]

Yes, and I also get tired of him constantly pulling the front of his shirt down to cover his belly after he throws his arms up or makes some other excited gesture. Dude, either lose the gut or get longer shirts.

 

[erbutch]

I dont think that TCU fans care if his pants fall down as long as he continues to own us.

 

[Chop]

lose the gut

It's all muscle. Dude works a lot on his abs.

 

[FWHORN]

Yep, he replaced Bill Snyder as our purple overlord and it sucks and it needs to end.

 

[Godz40acres]

Yep, he replaced Bill Snyder as our purple overlord and it sucks and it needs to end.

 

[George Bailey]

It's all muscle. Dude works a lot on his abs.

I heard he was in a bodybuilding contest once and won 'Most Abs'. Not 'Best Abs'...'Most Abs'...

 

[Chop]

Yeah, what’s with these over-performing purple teams having our number?!?!?

That’s gotta stop.

 

[ViperHorn]

He is an a-hole of the first degree, but he can coach.

 

[Statalyzer]

...clickbait thread titles?

Yes.

 

[IvanDiabloHorn]

The over/under of how many times he pulls his pants up is 57.

 

[dukesteer]

The over/under of how many times he pulls his pants up is 57.

At least he pulls them back up…

 

[Chop]

At least he pulls them back up…

Good thing he does. Although maybe plumbers crack would go with their ‘blue collar on the field’ team persona.

 

[dukesteer]

On a more serious note, I really liked how Sark fielded the questions about the upcoming game in the PC yesterday. He was all business, mentioned that the TCU team we will be facing will not be the same one that SMU played Saturday, acknowledged the recent history and noted that the team is also well aware, and finally that we will be ready to play football at 11:00 AM Saturday.

If the recent and sharp upward trend that started after we were embarrassed in Fayetteville continues, we will all be very pleased going forward.

 

[WorsterMan]

A-hole has stated many times despite season mediocre results, he keeps his job because he mostly beats Texas every year!

This pisses me off! Mack, Strong, Herman have been his *******.

After frogs joined BigXII I believe the record is:

Mack won 2 of 3
Strong won 0 of 3
Herman won 1 of 4

3 - 7

Time for this PATTERSON to STOP!!

 

[SabreHorn]

Worster,

It would be nice for Bijan to pull of his best Chris Gilbert (1968) impersonation and break the 300 yard mark.

 

[WorsterMan]

Worster,

It would be nice for Bijan to pull of his best Chris Gilbert (1968) impersonation and break the 300 yard mark.

Sark: ATTACK from the get-go - surprise 'em !!

All GAS vs. TCU!

Light 'em up!

 

[ronich]

Yes, and I also get tired of him constantly pulling the front of his shirt down to cover his belly after he throws his arms up or makes some other excited gesture. Dude, either lose the gut or get longer shirts.

Easy i resemble that remark

 

[Giovanni Jones]

The over/under of how many times he pulls his pants up is 57.

Could make for a fun drinking game.

 

[WorsterMan]

Could make for a fun drinking game.

Or removes visor to wipe sweat off head...

Sweatyist man in all of sports!

 

[dukesteer]

Worster,

It would be nice for Bijan to pull of his best Chris Gilbert (1968) impersonation and break the 300 yard mark.

SH, was that performance highlighted by a 96 yarder, from the south end, along the west sideline? If so, I’ll never forget that run, or that game.

 

[WorsterMan]

@SabreHorn & @dukesteer

1967 in Austin. I was there with Dad and 2 of his adult friends that were TCU fans. Gilbert ripped off a record 96 yard run from scrimmage for a TD. Remember it well. Record may still stand?

Alas, Horns D and ST gave up too many points that day. Toads won 24-17 or something similar.

 

[LAGA4]

Could very well be our last game in Ft Worth for a long time. We need to give them something to remember us by.

 

[LHABSOB]

Yes, and I also get tired of him constantly pulling the front of his shirt down to cover his belly after he throws his arms up or makes some other excited gesture. Dude, either lose the gut or get longer shirts.

You sound like my wife talking about me at church on Sunday morning. “Either quit raising your hands during the praise and worship time, or lose the gut so you aren’t scaring all the women and kids at church!”

 

[LHABSOB]

Could very well be our last game in Ft Worth for a long time. We need to give them something to remember us by.

Ugh, I hadn’t thought of that. I grew up in cowtown and my wife and I are bringing 2 couples down for the game from Chicago to experience the greatness of FW. I don’t like the thought of the horns not playing there. But I sure as hell hope we don’t play there for the Armed Services Bowl.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

Yes, and I also get tired of him constantly pulling the front of his shirt down to cover his belly after he throws his arms up or makes some other excited gesture. Dude, either lose the gut or get longer shirts.

I suppose you're not a fan of the Picard Maneuver, either -

 

[Vino Bevo]

I suppose you're not a fan of the Picard Maneuver, either -

Dude - that's funny. I think Picard was doing it more out of class and a desire to honor the Starfleet uniform. Patterson does it to cover up too many of his wife's brownies.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

I grew up in cowtown and my wife and I are bringing 2 couples down for the game from Chicago to experience the greatness of FW.

I really love what they've done with downtown.

 

[Giovanni Jones]

A nice one-piece jumpsuit in purple would solve Coach Patterson's chronic shirt-pulling and pants adjustment problems.

 

[mb227]

It's all muscle. Dude works a lot on his abs.

Those twelve ounce curls get easier as the session goes on...