Do you wish you had a tail?

[smwhorn]

My son asked me this question this morning.

My response was: "No, because Mommy would pull it all the time."

You?

 

[ACuriae]

 

[knutz]

I'm hoping to get some tail.

 

[smwhorn]

knutz:

that's not the question.

 

[chuychanga]

I grow a tail at least once a day.

 

[jmatt]

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[baboso]

When I'm at the State Fair, waiting for the RRS to commence, I wish I had a prehensile tail so I could carry three beers around.

 

[Statalyzer]

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[utexas_61]

yes

 

[Bookman]

No, because I'd start wagging when I had a good hand in poker.

 

[big_fat_horn]

I used to tell my now nine year old son that he was born with a tail, and that we had it cutt when he was a baby, and that we now kept it in a jar on the top shelf of the hall closet. He would go batshit trying to climb to the top shelf in the closet to see it. I told him was shaped like a corkscew like a baby pigs.

 

[l00p]

That is AWESOME. You should go out and get a pickled pigs tail and let him get glimpses of it.

And yes, I wish I had a tail. Bookman, you would likely be able to control the tail and even trick people depending on what you do with it.

Tails are cool.

 

[Macanudo]

I wish some of you had opposable thumbs.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68]

Only if it was prehensile.

 

[WorsterMan]

No son, but I wish had SOME tail...

 

[austintex]

That's funny -- just this morning I asked my 3-year-old son if he would like to have a tail. "You mean, a costume tail?" he replied. No, I said, a real tail. He looked at me like I was crazy and said, "No way."

 

[Texanne]

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[FugleBunny]

......not if it looked like Jerry Alexander's tail in Shallow Hal

 

[The Bone]

 

[bozo_casanova]

If I did, I would want fangs to go with it.