Damn you all, you're all just taking a dump truck and pouring it on the internet. You can't do that! It's a series of tubes god damn it, I won't get the internet my assistant sent me 2 days ago until tomorrow!
There have been 453 Diggs for that Reddit atricle on Twitter phishing, I think I got Buzz'd and Wave'd 5 times before FourSquare told me a hot chick had checked in....