Did you eat paint chips as a kid?

[That's Right]

Why?

 

[austintex]

R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud ... Rob, you were there.

 

[Creed]

They have a thin candy shell. Surprised you didn't know that...

 

[YoLaDu]

Tommy: You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years.
Richard: I know. They're called doctors.

 

[buffsoldier]

Richard? Who's your favorite Little Rascal?

Is it Alfalfa? Or is it.....Spanky?

Sinner.....

 

[TXBabe97]

Who's your favorite team, the YANK-ees?

 

[Mesohorny]

Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug.

 

[That's Right]

Tommy likey. Tommy want wingey.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

"...and your mothers will CRY when they see what I have done to you!"

 

[UTxOrange]

I have seen a lot of stuff in my life...but that...was awwweesssssooommmmeee!!!! Sorry about your car man....

 

[Drew Shirley]

and that's when the WHORES come in.

 

[Homesickhorn]

Is there anything to do in this town besides eat?

 

[GatorHorn]

Big man in little coat.

 

[HornsForever'93]

Housekeeping!!!

 

[txboy_in_az]

If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I can; I got spare time. But now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, you might wanna think about buying a quality product from me!
R.I.P, Chris. Sad, sad ******* story.

 

[HOOKMD]

Not so much here or here, but right here.

 

[HOOKMD]

OH MY GOD, WE'RE BURNING ALIVE!!!

 

[DalTexHornFan]

Richard, what did you do?

 

[Handler XIII]

"Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off? "

 

[Orange&White]

"THE BEES! THE BEES! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!"

 

[bevo_daddy]

Shut up Richard

 

[RyanUTAustin]

If I didn't get the chicken wings so what, we still got the meat lovers' pizza in the trunk!

 

[Creed]

No, it's gotta be...your bull.

 

[That's Right]

"...and thanks for choosing me."