Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

[Seamus McBundy]

"He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious."

No Sex At All !!

 

[HousHorn09]

Two words: natural selection.

 

[falloutboy]

I wonder why she refused. He has such a disarming personality.

 

[Homesickhorn]

At least he shot his load...twice.

 

[El Sapo]

That bail seems pretty excessive.