Derrick Rose Hurt in Freak Apple Peeling Incident

[UTeric32]

The Link

UMMM.....OOOOOOOK

Either that or his girlfriend stabbed him and thats the best excuse he could come up with.

 

[Texoz]

You know, just the other day I was using my woodchipper in bed and almost rolled into that.

A week before that I was blowing glass while taking a shower and nearly entombed my manliness in a venetian vase.

Last month I was blending a margarita while riding my mountainbike. I hit a bump and flipped over the handlebars and just missed inventing the Texozarita.

 

[Horn@AC]

I hate it when that happens!

 

[Third Coast]

I wonder if it was one of those OJ Simpson endorsed ginsu knives that cut through bone like butter and never needs sharpening?