Take it up to the third floor of a building and toss it out the window. Then tell the insurance company someone stole it. Then buy a Inspiron. They're much better. Or hit the power button then change the power settings so it doesn't happen again.
Y'all are all crazy. Go buy a thinkpad. I've owned 3 (I keep upgrading, they didn't break), and I'll never buy another brand of laptop. They're durable, reliable, have great support, features, and are small and lightweight. Sure you pay a premium for them, but it is WELL worth the money!