Death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it

[Beau Vine]

You might not want to, but you know you're gonna click this.

 

[l00p]

Simple solution is to feed him Jell-O with grapes in it since this is what he likes. That way he will be happy until he dies.

 

[Third Coast]

an eye for an eye

 

[campwillben]

I bet he didn't see that one coming.

 

[OrangeBlooded]

Not a good sight for sore eyes

 

[dang-str8]

Eye feel so bad for that guy, but what he did was messed up...

 

[HatDaddy]

The Eyes of Texas are upon you....

 

[Longhorn_Fan68]

Eye am hungry.

 

[Fetoid]

look out for that one

 

[Orangesweat]

Eye Chihuahua!

 

[Anastasis]

 

[madscientist]

since he's on death row, he'll never get to see the eyefull tower

 

[LdyLnghrn]

kinda gives some in-sight into his mental state.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

EYE YEYE, YEYE, YEYE YEYE...no such individual should ever see the light of day!

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

It would be nice if he'd just kill himself and save us the trouble and expense.

 

[Pentaconta]

Well technically, he could still find work as a Big XII official. It's not like they ever actually see anybody holding, so I tend to believe working eyesight is unnecessary for the position.

 

[WorsterMan]

After this, it seems to me it will be hard for him to see eye-to-eye with the guards and fellow prisoners.

Eye cannot imagine why someone would do this.

Guess his remaining eye will get all the eye candy.

 

[lostman]

He needs to be put on an eye-land with a book of pirate jokes. Arrrr!

 

[BmtHookem]

He just wanted to see what was up his a............

 

[crash_davis]

this is an eye sore for the prison system.

 

[MAROON]

next time just request black eyed peas

 

[accuratehorn]

He should be punished for this act-what about 40 lashes?

 

[LongestHorn]

He was watching what he ate.

 

[accuratehorn]

He may have been trying to bring attention on his plight, but this act seems somewhat short-sighted.

 

[crash_davis]

telling him to bend over and use his good eye has a whole new meaning w/ him...

 

[Carr_Throws_Far]

I was going to meet him for dinner, I told him to keep an eye out for me.

 

[WorsterMan]

Prison is a dangerous place.... it will be harder for him to watch his back with only one eye.