Dear Edouard

[Beau Vine]

You are lamest weather formation ever named.

I have yet to get a drop of rain from you, you pathetic excuse for a thunderstorm.

You suck so bad that you should have skipped Texas entirely and headed straight to Oklahoma.

Edouard, you are cordially invited to bite my ***, you worthless pansy.

 

[El_Oso]

I hate that spelling. Queer.

 

[DoobieWah]

It has been raining pretty steadily all day here in west Houston.

It's raining now. Nice.

 

[Ramathorn]

Hey, it's 20 degrees cooler than yesterday.

 

[MaduroUTMB]

I was studying on the beach at the projected time of landfall.

 

[txeconomist]

Dear, Edouard

Thanks for the free day off. Tell your freinds to drop by soon.

Regards.

 

[kevwun]

We were supposed to get 2 or 3 inches. Haven't even gotten a .10 so far.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

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[kevwun]

Edouard is performing alot like the French army. Maybe that was the rational for using the French spelling.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

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[Craigcito]

Take a look towards the bottom of 2011's list. Might want to go ahead and start building your bunkers right now.

The Link

 

[MaduroUTMB]

Apparently, Ike is on the list this year. I worry that it may batter us.

 

[whickums]

My name is on the 2011 list.....

 

[Steel Shank]

I've had farts more powerful than Edouard.

 

[jmrob93]

lots of people got the day off thanks to Eddie

 

[madscientist]

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[Macanudo]

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[badexcuse]

We got 8 inches of rain in Comanche county at the ranch. Tanks went from dry to over the spillway. I shout, thank and bow in your general direction, Edourd!!!

 

[Orange&White]

Isn't Edouard the guy that sells tamales at Ginny's Little Longhorn on Sunday afternoon while Dale is playing?

 

[Mrmyke709]

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