Dear Coke Dealers

[crayon1973]

Just so I'm clear: I completely support your right to sell coke to frosted tip headed douchebags in clubs or whomever wants to consume it. I PERSONALLY don't do drugs but that just me and I'm not judging anyone.

Here is my issue: If you are going to walk up to me and ask if I want any can you please just say "Do you want some blow" or "Want any white" or "do you party"? All of these terms are pretty much known throughout the world to mean "do you want coke" and don't directly address said drug. How, IN THE ****, am I supposed to understand "want to go on a ski trip"? Especially if we are friends and we might, in fact, go on a ski trip. Further, a guy asked me on saturday if I had any friends who wanted to meet a "fat white girl" to which I said "yeah, my drummer. He'll **** anything". Turns out he meant coke as well.

bah...

 

[Ramathorn]

You're pretty old aren't you?


Here's a couple new ones:


Want to hug my snowman before the winter passes?


Do you need a fresh diaper?

 

[MilkmanDan]

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[TheRoot21]

abracadabra?

 

[crayon1973]

I don't think I'm old, its just that all of my friends "in the scene" know that I don't want to be involved with it and keep it away from me. I think this is what keeps me out of the loop on the lingo.

 

[Ramathorn]

Another free tip:

When you hear "Nice day for a WHITE wedding," that's code for "whoever wants to do coke, go to the restroom now."


If you hear "1999" by Prince, that means you may have stumbled into a gay bar.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

Wanna go down on Betty White?

 

[Garibaldi]

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[Art Vandelay]

LMAO @ Milkman Dan

ps - "Milkman" = coke dealer?

 

[EuroHorn]

If they ask if you would like to be a bridesmaid, does that mean you like to wear dresses?

 

[bozo_casanova]

 

[Statalyzer]

I like P/C's analysis.

 

[Vicerous]

I guess I'm too damn young to know any of this but through the the grace of hornfans I learn something new everyday.

 

[Perham1]

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[Art Vandelay]

Um, Perham, this is an Esther's thread. The West Mall is down the hallway to your left.

 

[CaptainEd]

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[HornGrandioso]

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[atxbaby]

Why is it a "fat" white girl? Doesn't doing coke make you skinny?

 

[DallasHorn]

If these questions bug you so much, why do you keep calling it Coke in all the threads instead of cocaine?

You are doing the same thing you are whining about.

 

[spystud13]

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[Statalyzer]

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[bozo_casanova]

A few years ago when I was working at bars I tried to get people to start using the phrase "controls the spice" to describe people who were "holding" "the white", and so forth.

it didn't really catch on, but it was pretty awesome that for a short time, in that bar, you could actually hear chicks ask "who controls the spice"?

 

[crayon1973]

Dallas - Dude... don't take whatever is making your day/week/year ****** out on me.... Stat answered you perfectly.

P/C - I know... Next time I see him out he'll be like "Hey man... I got something for your 'drummer' " and it will be something that makes crack look like O'Doul's.

 

[Beam]

nose clams?

 

[badexcuse]

Funny stuff - someone asks me if "I party", I'd probably say yes expecting a kegger party or tequila shot. Seriously, is coke still prominent? Seems so 80s.

 

[DeadHeadHorn]

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[bozo_casanova]

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[mary21]

Anyone have any diet coke?

 

[SubliminalHorn]

I have to somewhat agree with crayon. I used to be in the "rave" scene, I've been to Bonnaroo....I have been asked many times if I want various drugs. The coke ones ALWAYS confuse me. Seriously, sometimes I have no idea what they are talking about.

 

[horngrad03]

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