Creationism and Evolution

[YChang]

combined!

 

[Longhorn Tim]

I may be stupid, but I don't get it. Explain?

 

[FondrenRoad]

Where did Cain and Seth's wives come from?

 

[Gadfly]

He's trying to show that early chicks had smoking hot bodies.

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

it appears that cain and seth's children were fertile, gay men.

 

[ADMIRALSTOCKDALE]

no, make that asexual.

 

[YChang]

eh I just thought the illustration was funny

 

[Statalyzer]

Adam and Eve appear to have identical genitals. How did they reproduce?

 

[kevwun]

They removed the fig leaves and got busy.

 

[Austintxusa]

I get it. God got tired of the monkeying around for millions of years and created Adam and Eve.

 

[mr. sunshine]

It looks like Cain and Seth are wearing caps and gowns. I guess any joy that Adam and Eve had over their boys graduating college was soon tempered by their boys marrying strippers.

 

[Hayden_Horn]

i thought it was hilarious that cain and abel's slutty wives desended from apes, intimating that god made the perfect man and woman and diluted them with hot assed monkey offspring.

also funny is that australopithicus africanus is holding a boombox.

 

[RockyBalboa]

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[MaduroUTMB]

How come Adam and Eve are white?

 

[Longhorn Tim]

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[accuratehorn]

Is it really believed that Eve had 56 children? Seriously.
I don't remember this from Genesis. I will try to read that part again.

 

[Macanudo]

It says Adam has 56 kids. Not Eve. Adam was the original polygamist.

 

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[Nivek]

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[Longhorn Tim]

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[russwm]

You know that Eve had some big breasts.

 

[Red Five]

Trying to explain away why Cain ****** his sister huh... Maybe at that point you should take a step back and consider the possiblity that this is just a fable. There was no Adam and no Eve. It's just a story.

 

[THEU]

considered it Red Five, and rejected it. Thank you though.

 

[Horns_House]

so cain and seth got busy with this?