craziest stuff in college football

[clevelandhorn]

previous post had me thinking... i luv old "insider stories" & the net has opened this up even more. Some are urban legend, but where there is smoke there has to be some fire.

My faves:

1. John Jenkins splicing porn into the UofH's game film for subliminal motivation
2. Nueheisal and staff hiding behind Gurode's coach while UT coaches are doing their inhouse.
3. Switzer selling advertising on his personal University of Oklahoma memo pads
4. OU QB missing the Texas game due to a STD
5. Bobby Bowden telling his son "call your Mom" when crossing paths at a recruits house.
6. Edwin Simmons' latenight "neighborhood security" detail.
7. SMU coaches sneaking Doak walker off the Texas campus before he officially hit a classroom
8. Albert Means finding out his entire extended family/think tank "auctioned" him off... a year later. (Hell, we all knew what color SUV his coach was getting before the damn thing was delivered). Thank you Al Gore "creator of the internet".
9. Sal Aunese/Mc Cartney's daughter/cancer/love child/national champion story vs reality: Mc C's daughter was the team ***** & it took a sample of DNA (or 30) to prove the cancer stricken QB was the father.
10. Switzer bangin his DC's wife prior to the Orange Bowl... DC Duncan tips off Arkansas staff on game plan & signals
11. Unnamed UT recruits girlfriend's brother reads on the internet he drilled a co ed on recruiting trip & spills beans before he can make it home from trip.
12. Ron McKelvey
13. The high school kid from Oregon/Nevada? bs'ing his committment at a presser when he never had an offer
14. Anything Tate Pittman did.
15. Eric Dickerson not returning the car to Aggy.
16. OU QB in the 70's telling Nebraska alumns he gets paid more to win games than what they were offering to throw one.
17. Sirr Parker raising his daughter in the A&M athletic dorm
18. Div 2 or 3? kicker going Tonya Harding on the guy about to beat him out.
19. Cornelius Greene dropping LSD before his last game as Buckeye QB. (no Doc Ellis ending unfortunately)
20. Spicoli trashing Washington's trans am while smoking weed with his little bro in it... oh sorry, that was Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

 

[HornBud]

What about Coach Fran's Insider Alum Line for 12k....unreported to the university or presumably the IRS until word got out.

We might need a thread like this for the off season....but keep it specific to internet hi-jinks.

 

[AUinAustin]

Jackie Sherrill castrating a steer at Mississippi State - for motivational purposes. Best comment I can remember was some sportswriter being glad they were playing the Longhorns and not the Massachusetts Minuteman.

 

[Bernard]

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[Texas_Rocks]

Woody!

 

[Seattle Husker]

Neuhiesal is the king of recruiting hijinx. He was also reprimanded by the NCAA for visiting a kid when during a dead period when only calls were allowed. A kid was trying to reach him so he had the kid call him on his cell phone at a schedule time. When the kid called him Slick Rick said "look out your front window" where Neuheisal was sitting in his rental car outside the kids house.

 

[X-Ray_Horn]

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[gobears92]

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[HornDig_It]

I would think it be the Montana State football players who were the major drug dealers in town or the OU drug dealers who made SI front cover