Cool River - NOT! [frown]

LeoBatfish

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We had a reservation for six for 8:30 PM after the Oklahoma State game for Cool River Cafe on Parmer Lane. We arrived on time, but had to wait in the bar while our table was "menued". We finally were shown to our table just before 9:00 PM. We were served the appetizers we ordered (the black bean salsa and seafood empanadas were good), and were then ignored for almost an hour. One of the wait staff tried to take the bread and butter off our table, but we wanted to keep it in case our dinners were ever served. Our waiter came back eventually and asked if we wanted dessert. We suggested we be served dinner first.

A couple of minutes later we were served. I have eaten a steak or two in my life and can tell the difference between the medium rare prime rib I ordered and the cold, RAW prime rib put in front of me. My wife ordered her prime rib cooked medium, but was served something more closely resembling a Cajun blackened steak. The rest of our party also had problems with their orders, particularly with the grilled shrimp being cold.

We asked to speak to the manager and even that took a few minutes. We explained that we had waited for over an hour for our food and then were served totally unacceptable dinners. He suggested we clear the table and start all over again. With it now being close to 10:00 PM (we were hungry when we arrived at 8:30), we told him that was not enough. He proposed giving us some coupons so we'd get a discount the next time we ate there, but we walked out. I do not need any coupons to a place where I will never go back.
 
I went there for lunch one day, and the food wasn't very impressive - especially for the price. The bar is pretty happening at night though. I went once on a Saturday night. They had a pretty good band, and the place was packed. It was better than most places to go out up North.
 
I've been to the one in Las Colinas. Dallas Noveau Riche at its finest. Place and people suck. I am very discouraged to hear that this pretentious pile of dog doo has surfaced in Austin. Sad evidence of what Austin is becoming.
 
Indeed places such as this are NOT among the reasons we moved to Austin 7 years ago, but you can't really expect any character out in the 'burbs. It is important that Austin maintain downtown as a destination for something other than shot bars. Hopefully places such as Bitter End, Mezzaluna, Gingerman, Waterloo, etc. will have long-term staying power, especially after all of the new building takes up what little parking remains.
 
Happily, I sensed the place was poser hell and avoided the place altogether.

Other places to avoid?
 
Cool River is an embarrasment to Austin - at least it's so far north I don't even consider it to really be in Austin. The night I was there(at the bar), I witnessed a couple of patrons complaining about their tab at the end of the night. The staff seemed a bit arrogant, and the posts above confirm my suspicions about how the place is run. Big-time AVOID.

Also, I went to Fado on 4th Street the other night and thought it sucked. Lots of rude Euro-fags. Although I thought the staff was friendly. Bottom line, AVOID. If you're only in Austin for a weekend, there are tons of better alternatives. Like my favorite, the Hole-in-the -Wall. Essential Austin.


Edited by trkhorn on 3/4/01 02:11 PM.
 
Fado is a chain you can find in anytown. the one in Atlanta sucks just as much as the one here.

AHHHHHH!!! Sharkboy!
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Yes Fado does suck - I think it's Gaelic for "Poser Homo Euro Yuppie Bar". Anyway it's about as Irish as Bennigans. I've heard people refute that, but I've been to Ireland and the bars over there are open and designed for socializing. Fado is/feels partioned off and it's hard to meet someone there or tell how many people are even there.

Btw - Cool River still sucks. If I want to drink at a chain I'll go to TGIFs. And I do.
 
went to cool river last night. I would have gotten to my table a lot quicker had i not kept being bounced back by silicone.

also GO TO THEIR WEBSITE! The Link what a bunch of pretentious fucks.

AHHHHHH!!! Sharkboy!
-Homer Simpson
 
Sheesh...any website that needs a password right off of the bat is asking for a denial of service attack.....

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