Coming between a mother bear and her cub...

accuratehorn

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...might be considered risky to some; a skinny db tackling Earl Campbell in his prime, daunting; invading Russia from the western front-difficult...but there is one thing no one should ever attempt-don't come between Ms. Accurate and a Red Carpet show. It just isn't wise.
This is bigger than the SuperBowl. There's the pre-Red Carpet show, the Red Carpet show, and a week of post Red Carpet mortems ranking the best and worst dressed. This is like living with a crack addict. Is there a treatment plan available for this?
 
I'm a dual-threat --- anyone who knows me knows that I live and breathe sports. Sports is my passion. I am seriously in love with sports.

But I also loves me some Red Carpet extravaganzas. I love "Fashion Police" in particular. I love the dresses, and I love the ensuing cattiness by Joan Rivers and her hench-women.

Although I can't for the life of me figure out why one of those Kardashian girls gets to be on Fashion Police. Hell, I still can't figure out why those Kardashian girls even have a show on TV. Who the heck ARE they, anyway??
 
Well, they descend from the man who got OJ off the hook so they have to be smart as hell. They're not? Oh, well they must be talented. No? Ohhhh, one of them had sex with Ray Jay on tape and has an *** the size of a car. That's all you need these days I guess
 
if by "got OJ off the hook" you mean "hid the murder weapon and bloody clothes" then you're right.
 

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