Collecting dungeon and confinement pieces

[Hornius Emeritus]

So, I'm reading the intertube this morning and I come across this:

which is being sold here:

The Link



Note the text: "This is a must for any serious collector of dungeon and confinement pieces from the middle ages through the Renaissance."


I ask you guys, have you EVER, EVER met a serious collector of dungeon and confinement pieces from the middle ages through the Renaissance? And what happens if your other friend who collects dungeon and confinement pieces from the Renaissance to the Enlightenment come over and points out that your ball and chain is actually post Renaissance and not Renaissance as you think?

 

[Math Mudrat]

Then you must confine him with said ball and chain.

I've seen dudes that dress up like knights and wail on each other with wood swords, which sounds kind of cool until you watch them do it. I think it's the only exercise those guys get, other than climbing the stairs out of their Mom's basement to go to the video game store. I would bet they collect this type of ****.

 

[Macanudo]

I have a feeling that the people who collect stuff like this use it in ways we shouldn't talk about here.

 

[CleverNickname]

Take away this ball and chain
Well I'm lonely and I'm tired
And I can't take any more pain

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

When I visited the torture chamber on a tour of Warwick castle I found it to be as disturbing as it should be. I wouldn't want replicas and souvenirs from there.

 

[DMLonghorn]

NO SEX AT ALL!!!