Clowns

oh good god. If we ever have a Mime Crawl I will need to get a defense attorney on retainer before I leave the house.
 
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One time I pulled up to a 4 way stop and the car to the left of me was driven by a guy/gal in a full clown outfit -- obviously on their way to a party or whatever. They were there first so I waited for them to go but they just sat there looking at me. So I rolled down my window and yelled, "GO --you clown!" and then I laughed my *** off... True story. Still cracks me up just to think about it. No one ever thought it was as funny as I did though..
 
chango, I'm laughing pretty hard at that one. It reminds me of the time we took my dad out for dinner on Father's Day and as we were walking out of the restaurant, a priest was walking in. The priest said, "Happy Father's Day" to my dad. My dad said, "Happy Father's Day to you too." Cracked me up.
 
I am laughing hard at chango too! That is awesome. I would have thrown a coke at them though, I hate clowns. But not as much as I hate mimes.
 
I rear-ended a car this morning... right then I knew it was going to be a really bad day!

When the driver got out of his car, I realized he was a dwarf.

He looked up at me and said, "Mister, I am NOT happy!"

So I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

& That's when he started swinging...

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