'Clearly, there was inappropriate touching'

I'm disgusted-that I'm no longer a teenager.
Actually, way back when, I remember our school banning the "alligator," where a group would be dancing and a couple of guys would jump down on the floor and flail around like an alligator, which sometimes would get somewhat risque (some humping type action, but solo). Didn't quite descend to the level in the link, though.
 
Still, several students have since admitted their favored dance form did sometimes go beyond the pale, specifically in the "huddle," or the "amoeba," as they call it.
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ha ha...i dont quite get the fluids on the floor...i mean, are they sure its not spilled liquor or something because if they are cleaning up the next day and there is noticeable fluid on the floor that didnt come from cups, that was one hell of a party...
 
The ongoing mission of school administration to make dances no fun continues. I recall that as president of StuCo, I fought a running battle to keep them from turning lights on our dances.

All they're going to do is make school dances so lame that nobody goes. At that point, everyone wins- the school gets its Nerd Ball and the normal kids do what normal kids have been doing on weekends for 50 years.
 
Dances are for losers, I say skip the foreplay and expensive tickets/dinners/suits and get right down to the action in the back of my car
 
I don't know if regulating dances so that bodily fluids are not shot onto the floor is knocking all the fun out of such events, but if I were a school administrator, I might have to adopt some kind of policy to keep zippers zipped during the dance.
There has to be some limit, doesn't there?
 

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