Cleaning stains on couch

[bigg78]

well, after a booze-filled weekend, my dumbass roommate pissed on our (my) couch.

So, my question to you guys....What is the best way to clean or get rid of the stain? Will this permanantly stain or cause oder problems? Any information and tips y'all have are appreciated.

BTW, getting rid of my roommate is one solution, but not feasible.

 

[accuratehorn]

Go to a pet store and buy a gallon of that enzyme stuff made for removing pet accidents. Pour it on there and the odor will completely go away. Not sure about the stain, though.
Then go to HEB and buy some XL Pampers.

 

[horn4life]

I guess the good news is there wasn't both **** and piss on the couch... which would have likely meant your roomate had died of alcohol poisoning at some point in the night.

I concur with the pet store solution. Though any steam cleaner with the small upostery attachment willdo the job. OR if you have a shop vac simply get some very hot water into a spray misters and hit the spots with hot water than vacumn out immediately with shop vac. Works good as a spot steam cleaner from my experience.

though no first hand experience with human piss...

 

[horn4life]

for true expert advice go to texAgs.com as I am sure this is a rather common occurance for them...

 

[Luke Duke]

The guy that cleaned my old man's carpets said to use a water/white vinegar solution for dog piss.