Chuck Norris

[TigerPride]

Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb?Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[l00p]

These are always great, imho.

I think my favorite one is:

When Chuck Norris falls into water he does not get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[Son of a Son]

I think my favorite is:

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, unfortunately, Chuck Norris won't cry.

 

[dxspaz]

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax simply by pointing at her and saying "Booyah!"

 

[HousHorn09]

Just like in most of his movies, Chuck Norris prefers to kill his enemies with a weapon. They're more humane to die by than by either his hands or feet.

 

[GemStateJim]

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[overmaars]

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed when he was a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

 

[l00p]

Never heard that one, overmaars. Nice.

 

[YoLaDu]

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

[TigerPride]

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

The Virgin Islands one is the best though.........