Chuck Norris...is this true?

[bevosayshi]

"If Chuck Norris had a joint, he wouldn't even have to smoke it, the joint would smoke itself."

 

[Chuck_Norris]

I don't do drugs...

 

[l00p]

Drugs do Chuck Norris?

 

[wolfman]

Hey Chuck, can your tears really cure cancer?



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[sportswriter]

it's too bad he's never cried though.

 

[Fievel121]

He wants to be President of Texas

 

[Dionysus]

Chuck's presidency could not be contained to one state.

 

[Texas0407]

yawn

 

[Ramathorn]

Chuck Norris fears Dalton.

 

[6th&Congress]

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[Joe Fan]

Chuck likes puppies and .....

 

[Third Coast]

Chuck doesn't smoke dope, he smokes his Total Gym.

 

[Kramer Horn]

Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[tallgrant]

If Chuck Norris reads something on the internet, it becomes true.

 

[halsteadfrost]

Is it 2006 again?

 

[Kramer Horn]

when Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the earth down.