"If you choose to go home with the blonde that you insist is a babe at closing time, go to page 29; if you choose to go with your friends to taco cabana to eat $20 worth of food that you will likely puke up in less than an hour, go to page 51."
I used to love those until I was at Twin Oaks Public Library flipping through them to see which one I wanted to check out. This kid comes up to me and starts asking me about them. I later check it out and go to get my Mongoose bike I mowed lawns all summer for to find out it had been stolen, and I realized that guy was just stalling me. To top it off, as I was crying outside, some guy comes up and asks what happened and I explained my bike was stolen. He tells me the kid must have needed it more than me! I should have punched that guy in the junk.
When I was a kid I used to have a choose-your-own-adventure type book which was obviously written for an older audience and hard as HELL. It was kind of like an RPG where you had hit points and had to fight monsters (cue robe and wizard hat jokes), and you would have to solve some pretty hard riddles/puzzles just to find out which page to go to next. It was so hard, even when I tried to cheat I could never "finish" the book.
The book was set in medieval England and referred to different real geographic locations like Glastonbury, Stonehenge, etc. A lot of the story had to do with Stonehenge and ancient druids who did human sacrifice and **** like that. The cover had something that looked like the Loch Ness monster with a long neck coming up out of the water.
Anyone know what book (or book series) this might have been?
EDIT: Allsome, starting from the link above I figured out what it was. Time to pay a visit to eBay... The Link