I can just hear it now, Musberger doing play by play, breaking for a commercial and the Chinese overdub translation of Musberger says:
"....and now, a few words from Coca-Cola, ' Bite the Wax Tadpole! ' "
(returning from commercial break, Chinese voiceover of Musberger continues)
"Yes indeedee, my friends, there's nothing like hanging out with a few good buddies watching an NCAA basketball game with a fridge full of Coca-Colas, biting the wax tadpole --- that's real happiness in the mouth!"