Chart showing Steven Segal's Emotions...

[jmatt]

 

[PFD]

Can we all just admit and agree that "Under Siege" was a damned entertaining movie?

It had Seagal, the great TLJ, wild-*** Gary Busey, and Erika Eleniak busting topless out of a birthday cake. What's not to like?

 

[jmatt]

"Under Siege" is one of my favorite movies (I own a copy). Bur you have to admit that Segal isn't exactly the best actor in the world.

 

[wolfman]

Somebody should ask Kelly LeBrock if that is his wife beater face as well.

 

[Joe Fan]

I believe he and David Caruso had the same acting coach.

 

[mia1994]

Segal would KILL to be able to perform a Caruso sunglass-pull.

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

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[Hayden_Horn]

segal running = comedy

 

[El_Oso]

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[Steel Shank]

This is intense.

 

[Uncle Rico]

the movie where he fucks up screwface and the crazy jamacia dudes is allsome.

 

[accuratehorn]

How many actors could convey all those different emotions with the exact same expression-not many, I'll wager. That's great acting.

 

[Ramathorn]

Top Ten Messages On Steven Seagal's Answering Machine




"Great film. Was it a challenge memorizing your four lines?"

"This is Blockbuster. You have a bunch of overdue Steven Seagal movies"

"You know that part when the bad guy said something that made you mad, so you kicked him? How do you come up with stuff like that?"

"This is Bob at the carwash. All of a sudden you're too big to come to work?"

"Hey, Steve, it's the devil. Remember that contract you signed?"

"Stevie Seagal, it's Josh Goldstein from your Hebrew school"

"Hey, it's Letterman. Can you give me a ride to kung fu class?"

"You have no messages"

"It's your brother: I want $50,000 in unmarked bills or I reveal that you're 74 years old"

"Your new movie kicks ***!!! You're awesome!!! Give me a call in the Oval Office"

 

[Hornin Hong Kong]

Above the law was an awesome movie

 

[brandons87]

Best Steven Seagal one liner (cant remember name of movie):

Scene is on the street where about 10 guys are circling Seagal who is armed with a pistol.

Bad guy: I dont think you can take all of us, badass!

Seagal: (shoots guy point blank in the head). No, but I'll get an A for effort.

I crack up every time he says that.

 

[HornsOverIthaca]

The movie where he falls out of the plane and dies was hilarious. I think his character's name was Austin Travis.