Castrated a dog with a razor

[El_Oso]

Good God, like aggy, the best jokes just write themselves.

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,402002,00.html

 

[Math Mudrat]

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[MaduroUTMB]

On one hand, if you let this go, all sorts of weirdos who like hurting animals with razor blades get a new defense in court. On the other hand, castrating animals without a vet is not exactly some strange procedure (even if this moron still managed to muck it up). I am torn on this.

 

[sawbonz]

A guy a few years ahead of me in residency wanted to DIYneuter the family cat. Called up his buddy in another state who's a vet. Told him it would be easy, explained how to do it and how much ketamine (a dissociative anesthetic that's great for kids and animals) to give the cat.

Brought home the sterile supplies from the OR and some ketamine from the ED and set up a sterile table in the garage.

He dosed up the cat but either calculated the wrong dose or the cat had high metabolism, because after he got one ball out and was ready to do the other one the cat shot bolt upright, looked at his nuts, looked at the guy, and hauled *** out the open garage door.

Cat never came home, but he said he would periodically see him in the neighborhood; said the cat would always give him a **** you look and slink off.

 

[El Paso Way]

******* Sawbones, thats some funny ****. We always steered our bulls ourself. Just wandering what the diffrence was between castorating dogs. cats or bulls.

 

[AustinTejasFan]

Castrated many a calf with a sharp pocket knife.

 

[Dude]

Didn't read the story, but as far as I'm concerned castration is a fitting punishment for any dog carrying a razor.

 

[KC-97HORN]

I am laughing at Sawbonz's cat story...

thats some funny **** right there.

 

[flaco]

Similar to Sawbonz's story, my dad tells one of them having a tom cat around the farm when he was just leaving to college. They had a big tom cat hanging around the barn and one day daddy said "That's a good looking tom cat. Let's cut him so he will hang around." So they caught the cat and my dad and grandad stuffed him, head first, down daddy's tall, yellow topped boot and went to work on him with a knife and then turned him loose.

Pop said he left that day and came back from school a few months later. As he walked around the barn he met the ex-tom whose first view was of those tall, yellow topped boots.

Last thing they ever saw of that cat was his nutless *** tearing out across the pasture never to return.

 

[gsoda3]

what the hell.. DIY castration? i didn't grow up on a farm but how is that not barbaric? seems like it'd hurt like hell.