caption contest

[BigWill]

 

[ophorn23]

"Newest Aggie Lance Bass squeezes for old Army"

 

[WorsterMan]

"Wow Coach Sherm is a great guy.... imagine him letting me have 30 extra minutes alone at the sheep barn tonight, if I can get these water balloons unbroken past the Seniors at midfield"

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

sliced his package clean off.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

"OK, Miss EWE...I told you I'd get you some breast implants if you'd let me...aw, you know."

 

[Texanne]

Sure, I told them, "I'm Tongan, and I played for Euless Trinity. Just watch me haka!"

 

[VinceHung]

"Eight year-olds, dude."

 

[FloridaRaider5]

Ned Beatty responding to the picture:

"Yes sir officer, that's the one"

 

[lnghrn1134]

"Aggies sure did stand a good chance to beat those T-sips in the Lonestar Water balloon fight this year..."

 

[Horn@AC]

Lance Bass one is the best so far imo.

 

[Okichi]

Aggie performing the Double Ambush Squeeze maneuver during the Corps Try Out/Meat Judge Super Sunday Extravaganza. Sheep not pictured.

 

[mackfan1]

"Texas A&M's newest milking-team recruit practices his udder-squeeze while watching videos of the Chinese women's gymnastics team in action."

 

[blueglasshorse]

taz laughing

 

[MaduroUTMB]

In other news, Texas A&M unceremoniously cancelled its College of Veterinary Medicine's research effort to breed the next generation of Aggie football recruits, calling results to date "disappointing."

 

[longtex]

Hail, yes, I swaller! Jes' aim fer mah tung!

 

[zzzz]

"Let me help you with that."

 

[centexorange]

This is how that goofy dog looks when hes thirsty...

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

"This year, water balloon fights will be featured as part of the Lone Star Showdown."

 

[NRH_Horn]

The newest Aggie recruit is seen here practicing the complex three pronged salad toss, fisting, reach around. This recruit is proving he is a real specialist as this manuvuer only works on hemaphrodite sheep.

 

[Pentaconta]

Inbreeding -- yer doin' it rite.

 

[NativeTXchic]

"Damn straight I'll get these implants to mah sister!"

 

[WorsterMan]

My vote goes for NRH_Horn

 

[Longhorn01]

Boobies!

 

[No ACL]

you had me at Lance Bass

 

[Puerto Aransas]

So that's how you make a steer out of a bull.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

"Building Champions"

 

[bck031]

"If I squeeze these good enough, maybe the cadets will let me squeeze theirs"