'BUTTHURT'

THEYESOFTXS

THEYESOFTXS

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This phrase seems to be the demarcation line in my acquaintance for people that are normal versus people who need to be euthanized...

I have seen it a lot lately in the context of Aggies jabbering about their move to the SEC:

"Not gonna play the Ags and Thanksgiving anymore... cuz you butthurt?"

This phrase is like a badge of honor for people I know who are borderline special olympics... especially after a few beers from some Ags.

"You're not having another one? you butt hurt?"

"What time is it, you butthurt?"

"You slip on that banana? yeah, you butthurt!"

"You see Baylor, yeah they butthurt..."

"Tech, yup - - butthurt"

"My butthurts... your butthurt? yeah, both butthurt"

I ran a search and found 30 threads in the last ten days on Texags which reference some form of butthurt... I did not serach any hyphenated forms of butt-hurt... nor did I search for the two word version of butt hurt. My guess is that they go in order of seriousness from butthurt, to butt hurt and finally butt-hurt...

I did learn that TCU, the BIG8, Deloss Dodds, Baylor, Baylro, Balyor, Mizzou, ESPN, CBS, Musberger, Akita, Tech, Tceh and UT... are all suffering from some serious kinds of butthurt. It is some kind of anal problem epidemic that those Ags are digging deeply into. I guess? Not sure if this research in butts by the Aggies is a hobby or a seious endeavour... Maybe they are just into a hole lot more than they should be. But their concerns seem to be not only deep but also broad, with regard to exploring the butthurt.

I am not 100% sure what butthurt means... I am more than likely butthurt myself for making this post... I dunno.

Anyways, whatever we can do to discourage all this butthurt and the use of the term butthurt... well that sits well with me.
 
The only ones who will be "Butt Hurt" are the aggys after their first season in the SEC.....
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Trust me, it will extend far past their first season, unless of course they're happy to lose to anyone but Texas
 
Well said, THEYESOFTXS.

This is their yokel element that gets enormous pleasure from repeating the same joke or word over and over and over again.

"Butthurt" is also another demonstration of their odd homo-hating-yet-homo-fluent vernacular. Projection. Nobody hates gays worse than a self-loathing homosexual. Sad.

It's so antiquated to find collegians accusing people of being "ghey" and thinking it's inherently insulting. Typical of this old school Aggie, they don't get that the joke is on them. It's like somebody today actually calling a person of color a ni***r and thinking they are raising themselves up in the doing.

Weird place. I wish College Station could be moved a hundred miles or so to the east and given to the Old South. There are some fine Aggies, but overall their "traditions" and wackiness embarrass this state. Should they move to the Old South, you'd have VMI and the Citadel looking down their noses at America's unsung military academy. The Aggies could have someone new to envy and accuse of being "arrogant."
 
Homophobia is indeed a mainstay of their
'culture'. Metaphorically they should have
a solid grasp of the term, though. Aggy
lives their lives in some form of butthurt
at all times.
 
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