brian kelly to lsu?

[weller1]

lot of chat coming out of b.r. tonight about brian kelly.

 

[stanhin]

LSU expected to hire Brian Kelly: Longtime Notre Dame coach heads to SEC, per report

 

[Creek]

How did we not hire this guy last year?? Asking for a fanbase.

 

[dukesteer]

Not a Brian Kelly fan. Dude might be a good coach but he’s the epitome of smug to me.

 

[horninchicago]

Not a Brian Kelly fan. Dude might be a good coach but he’s the epitome of smug to me.

[Mack] And, that's Fairbanks. [/Brown]

Man, now that I know you live in Alaska, the Alaska puns, all 3 of them, will be useful now.

 

[SabreHorn]

How did we not hire this guy last year??

CDC is trying to expand ticket sales not go from 60,000 to less than 10,000 season ticket holders.

Kelly has ZERO in common with all those coonasses, except the fat ones. Does anyone expect this to last past year two?

 

[mchammer]

Not a Brian Kelly fan. Dude might be a good coach but he’s the epitome of smug to me.

Plus he killed an intern (look it up)

 

[El Sapo]

Just when I thought things could not get more strange….

so many questions maybe I have not been paying attention?

Notre Dame doesn’t sell itself?
It hasn’t been a national brand in recruiting for decades?
Kelly & LSU seem like about as good a fit as
Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie Presley
Notre Dame is a stepping stone to LSU?
What is it Notre Dame actually has standards and LSU will let you in with a GED?

I don’t know help me out here

 

[SabreHorn]

LSU won't require him to continually take sensitivity training classes

 

[TEXAS1983]

Plus he killed an intern (look it up)

My impression of Kelly was always that he was kinda douchy, but I didn't know about the intern on the scissor lift thing.

I guess i'll have to re-appraise for the worse.

Wow.

 

[Driver 8]

ND to LSU is just a long term ploy to get to the Utah State gig in 2024
Kelly's playing 4D chess

 

[mchammer]

My impression of Kelly was always that he was kinda douchy, but I didn't know about the intern on the scissor lift thing.

I guess i'll have to re-appraise for the worse.

Wow.

He didn’t get charged for manslaughter because he was approximately 40-49% responsible instead of >50%.

 

[MajorRules00]

Our upcoming move to the SEC probably inspired some of this. As of today, if we include UT and OU in the new West, here's a list of coaches:

Texas--Steve Sarkisian
Ole Miss--Lane Kiffin
Texas A&M--Jimbo Fisher
LSU--Brian Kelly
Mississippi State--Mike Leach
Arkansas--Sam Pitman
Oklahoma--Bob Stoops (interim) Brent Venables? Dave Aranda? Tom Herman (ha)?
Missouri--Meh

That's a very solid division.

 

[SabreHorn]

Mizzou is in the East

 

[MajorRules00]

Mizzou is in the East

They are now. But I think they will be in the West by 2025.

 

[SabreHorn]

I prefer the four pod system. Like I posted earlier, play the 3 others in your pod, plus two each from other three pods, plus 3 OOC games. Theoretically we could wind up with 7-8 home games.

 

[ViperHorn]

Mizzou is in the East

and to move Misery to the West, Alabama or Auburn would have to move to the East. No way does the SEC put Alabama and Georgia in the same division. Neither wants a hard conference game.

 

[dukesteer]

I prefer the four pod system. Like I posted earlier, play the 3 others in your pod, plus two each from other three pods, plus 3 OOC games. Theoretically we could wind up with 7-8 home games.

Gotta be the pods. It’s so obvious that there’s probably no way it will happen.

 

[EDT]

Can an Irishman learn how to speak coona$$?

 

[SabreHorn]

Can an Irishman learn how to speak coona$$?

Real question will be can he swim faster than a gator.

 

[Chop]

Wait a minute...

Irishmen
Louisiana
Swim
Gator

Put it all together, and you get...

The Irish Channel!!!

 

[Chop]

They could do better than Kelly at LSU.

 

[I_Dont_Exist]

They could do better than Kelly at LSU.

Exactly who among realistic candidates? Obviously not Riley.

 

[Chop]

Exactly who among realistic candidates? Obviously not Riley.

I'd jump on Fickell.

 

[Run Pincher]

I'd jump on Fickell.

Maybe he turned them down. Maybe he's waiting for Satan to retire. Maybe he wants to be a gooner. Maybe he knew Kelly was going to BR. It's all speculation unless you have inside knowledge.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

I'd jump on Fickell.

I heard he wants to stay with Cincy, continue building their program in a P5 conference and have an better/easier path to the playoffs. Considering they are undefeated and I still hear rumors of them being passed up is silly.

 

[txhorn_et]

Brian Kelly thinks it’s spelled BooDan!

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Brian Kelly thinks it’s spelled BooDan!

And Nackatush.

 

[Chop]

I heard something about Kelly meeting the LSU big wigs on Chopitoolus street, or something…

 

[n64ra]

Kelly was tired of a place with academic standards so he's going to a place with no academic standards.