Boy glues hand to bed to avoid school

[jmatt]

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[TrashMaster G]

Now we just await the inevitable copycat 'crimes'.

 

[BayouCityOrange]

Rookie. The best trick is to put a thermometer against a light bulb until it registers a fever. Not that I ever did that

 

[RyanUTAustin]

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[Macanudo]

Somebody needs to invite that kid to post on Hornfans. He'd fit right in here.

 

[UTinBigD]

I did the thermo/light bulb trick and got it so hot the mercury burst through the glass and spilled out everywhere. Needless to say, I was busted.

 

[Ankf00]

I saw on McGyver that soap on the armpits drives the temp up. It never worked for me

 

[jt09]

You guys using the ET method w/ the lightbuld are the rooks. Just take the thermomter and rub it on your jeans, bedsheets, whatever. Raises it just enough.

 

[RyanUTAustin]

Thanks!
Where were you when I was 12!

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

how the hell did this make news?

 

[PhatAtUT]

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[shakahorn]

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[idigTexas]

Didn't any of you see Ferris Beuller? Messing with the thermometer is bad news. You get a worried parent, and you're off to the doctor. Cold clammy hands is the way to go.

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

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[DCLonghorn8]

I commend this kid for a well executed plan. Not one of you prudes have pointed that the he didn't have to go to school that day. SUCCESS!

Well done young man.

oh wait...

"Diego's hand was fine, and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class."

Nevermind.

 

[rtchorn]

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