Black People Movie Theater Etiquette

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LAktownhorn

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- Be really, really loud
- Talk to the movie
- Be really, really loud

since we can talk about asians, can we talk about black people? mods if this is too much feel free to take it down. but will the asian thread get to stay?
 
Well, I've heard black comedians talk about this, so seems like fair game to me.

But just in case, LAktownhorn, I recommend telling everyone you're black. Who's gonna know the difference?
 
I guess it would be totally out of line to complain about how black people stop in their cars to talk to a friend in their car, blocking the street, and don't feel compelled to move out of the way despite other cars stopped behind them? So I won't mention it.
 
I work with alot of African American people. They say they don't tip their barbers either. It's just understood.

Y'all remember Texas relays? Didn't a few cars of AA's stop the car in the middle of I-35?
 
hope i didnt offend anyone with the elvator thread - it was meant to amuse (and I'm half asian marrying an asian - i guss not that it matters).

However everything I did post is true.
 
I was once stuck in Jacksonville, FL on a business trip, "Boys In The Hood" was playing at a downtown $1 theater near my hotel. What the hell, I like Ice Cube. It was me, obvious white dude, a Latino family, and what I would describe as a "gang", Bloods or CRIPS, not sure which sect, but obviously what it was. Not being racist, this was a serious crew of guys wearing the same outfits and not the Shriners.

About 20 minutes into the movie, a baby with the Latino family starts crying, they are doing their best to keep it quiet, but the crying continues. One of the "gang" members turns around and yells, "Yo Mother ******, shut that FUSS UP!!!" The whole Latino family leaves at this point. After the movie, the said gang member, apologizes for the outburst. I ran back to the hotel.
 
I saw a dude shoot another five times in the chest and head for talking on his cell phone. The soon to be murdering shooter yelled out, "Shut the **** up". Disgruntled, the soon to be victim stood up and said, "Who the **** said that, ************. Bring your ***** *** down here and shut me the **** up, *****!" (I may be a little bit wrong on the exact wording but not by much).

Nobody made a move so the now victorious soon to be victim said loudly on the phone, "Hell no. ***** *** mother ****** ain't gonna do ****." He then proceeds to turn back to the crowd and say, "*****". He continued with his phone call for a couple of minutes and finally hung up. He sat in his seat, turned around and looked manacingly towards the crowd but did not say anything.

Did I fail to mention the movie was one of the Terminators? T2, back in the day when brokers and playas had phones. Not many others did.

Some time goes by and soon to be murdering *** mother ******* shooter gets up. A figure, during a dark scene, no pun intended, gets up with hoodie on head. Walks to the front and as he walks by soon to be dead as dumb slower on the draw dumbass he puts five rounds into his body.

People hit the floor, run out the back exits, scream and spill **** everywhere, prob. to include their bowels. Shooter runs out the emergency exit, which does not sound a siren, duh. This is D.C., why would the emergency exit work?

I cannot stand these people who talk on phones in movies. I don't think the shooter was ever caught and it did not make the paper or news of major mention. Again, this is D.C. and it happened in a non rich area. Aka, white area.
 
cause they are inconsiderate. but then again, the hip hop culture has never one to be respectful of others, and by others i mean everybody.
 
funny, i just talked to an articulate black man at the store a few minutes ago. when i say that he was articulate i just mean that he seemed to be in fine command of the language.
 
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